Life Lessons

1. Don't eat yellow snow! -Paul Gatewood
2. A lot of people are like slinkies, their good for nothing, but they make you laugh when you push them down the stairs.
3. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
4. Things aren't always as bad as they seem, look around, somebody always has it worse.
5. Don't try to break up a fight between 2 brothers because then they will both turn on you.
6. Don't tell a catholic noun to "go to hell, i've tried it you wont like it".
7. Never say your kids won't ever do that because just as soon as you do, they will.
8. Never take your spouse for granted.
9. The grass may look greener on the other side, but when you get there, you will have to mow it too.
10. If something sounds or looks to good to be true, it probably is.